Thursday, February 15, 2007

an email to the parents

I'm going home to visit my parents on sunday. i thought i'd share the email i just sent them with you. because i think it's funny.

the national sauce and meatball shortage has reached an all time low.
local officers have scraped the barrel only to find scraps at the Ocean twp location. The sister location in new york, ny noted that the last frozen ration was consumed 2 weeks ago.
This is a dire situation and reserves must be called in.

Lieutenant Chef Ron is requested to save the day equipped with imported san marzano tomatoes, parmesano reggiano and lean beef.

His service has been requested.
Both locations, a well as the country as a whole wait for his response.
hehehe.
it makes me laugh reading it again.

And so you can all sleep tonight, Lieutenant Chef Ron has accepted the challenge.

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