Wednesday, February 14, 2007

well thank you captain obvious

I just walked down the block to pick up some coffee and a medium cup of chocolate and peanut butter tast-i-delight with rainbow sprinkles. and what does the ice cream slayer comment when i'm handing over my $4.75. "no date tonight, huh?"

thanks for that.

what she failed to see was my restraint in coming back at her with an equally obvious comment. "hmm, dipping a bit too much into the company vanilla cones lately?" instead, i became the bigger person (not literally in this case) with a "nope, not tonight"

say hello to ms. cynical, me.

on the other hand, to burden all the young love's evening, weather channel named nor'easter 2007 dropped a butt load of snow, ice and freezing rain over this wondrous city. Hmm.. looks you your over priced dress with your manolos, i must say the plastic rain boots don't do the von furstenberg it's due justice. i'm just sayin.

on a lighter note, sadly my camera batteries are dead so i can't take pictures for you fine people of the grey tinged snow that lines the streets. i'll be sure to pick up a couple at duane reade tomorrow.

hope your valentines was less obvious.

2 comments:

willowbell said...

love you and your sense of humor. you are hilarious. i think maybe you need to do the dance right about now...

lauren said...

:)

hehe. nyc has yet to see the dance. they have to be broken in slowly.